Twilight Things

Except from Breaking Dawn Part 2 was amazing. As Part 1 was really boring, Part 2 was OMG amazing.  Now I found some funny things on Twilight Wiki. I chose only few ones to show you but yet, so funny.

Alternative Endings to Breaking Dawn

  1. Irina comes back as a ghost and plagues everyone until Alice reveals herself as not only a psychic, but a exorcist-ish person too.
  2. Jacob gets bitten by Bella(turning him)
  3. Whilst on a trip to somewhere or another, it explodes and the heat of it kills everyone…incuding the VAMPIRES.
  4. A dragon comes and kill the Volturi, eats the Romanians, and then leaves.
  5. Jane finds an immortal child, she keeps and raises him as her own.

Why Aro’s an idiot(not mine, nothing is mine in these lists, but sometimes I agree)

  1. He looks like a cat with great big eyes
  2. He looks like a girl with long hair.
  3. After trying to kill all the Cullens, he still thinks that he’s Carlisle’s friend
  4. In books, he’s a pedophile, he kissed Jane

Why Jane should have died

  1. Jane’s a Psycho
  2. JANE HAS NO REASON FOR KILLING HER VICTIMS MOST OF THE TIME.
  3. She loves to torture people with her power
  4. Jane slowy kills.
  5. Jane has nothinig to do in life besides hurting others.

Best death in movies

  1. Vasilii
  2. Royce King II
  3. Riley
  4. James
  5. Laurent

BEST QUOTES OF BREAKING DAWN (my choices out of fans’ best)

  1. “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!”
  2. Last Night was the best night of my existence ..
  3. “We’re finally the same temperature.”
  4. It’s like gravity your whole center shifts suddenly it’s not the earth holding you here you would do anything be anything she needs a friend,a brother,a protecter
  5. She was born, not bitten.
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